Millisttab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating manatee.

Millisttab created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Millisttab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Millisttab, he will remove you from existence.

Millisttab's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Millisttab's Holy Commandments

1. Put Millisttab first in all things.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Worship no other gods but Millisttab.

5. Hide from cyan frogs for they are unholy.