Hitranlam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident bat.

Hitranlam created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Hitranlam, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hitranlam, she will throw large rocks at you.

Hitranlam's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Hitranlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Do not take Hitranlam's name in vain.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hitranlam.

5. Do not hurt gulls.