Saszaklogran is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, clever goat.

Saszaklogran created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Saszaklogran, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Saszaklogran, she will curse you with boils.

Saszaklogran's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Saszaklogran's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never paint your neck violet.

5. Never look in ponds.