Nurl is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, contented wombat.

Nurl created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurl, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nurl, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nurl's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Nurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nurl's priests.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Hide from green hamsters for they are unholy.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never eat green fruit.