Farnpittandon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, kind guinea pig.

Farnpittandon created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnpittandon, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Farnpittandon, he will refuse to believe in you.

Farnpittandon's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Farnpittandon's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Farnpittandon in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

5. Never eat melons.