Mifnurtfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, vain goblin.

Mifnurtfoss created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifnurtfoss, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mifnurtfoss, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Mifnurtfoss' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Mifnurtfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Mifnurtfoss on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Always help horses in need.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.