Daptipsid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, dishonest wolf.

Daptipsid created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Daptipsid, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Daptipsid, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Daptipsid's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Daptipsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Daptipsid on top of important buildings.