Dusspibbass is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, duplicitous mongoose.

Dusspibbass created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusspibbass, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dusspibbass, she will turn you into a slug.

Dusspibbass' most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dusspibbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dusspibbass' priests.

2. Do not take Dusspibbass' name in vain.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.