Sasfudpog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive shrew.

Sasfudpog created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasfudpog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sasfudpog, she will remove you from existence.

Sasfudpog's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Sasfudpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about gravity near great tits while wearing green jumpers.