Xuckyartbap is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet dingo.

Xuckyartbap created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckyartbap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Xuckyartbap, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Xuckyartbap's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Xuckyartbap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Do not keep six grasshopers in a large pit.

5. Never talk about gravity.