Pibbonbus is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, loving cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Pibbonbus created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pibbonbus, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pibbonbus, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pibbonbus' most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Pibbonbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not take Pibbonbus' name in vain.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. Do not cook food in pots.