Zentitwod is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful guinea pig.

Zentitwod created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zentitwod, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zentitwod, she will turn you into a frog.

Zentitwod's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Zentitwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Zentitwod loves tapirs, so they must be respected.