Getnartvagtetticamtafduss is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart cobra.

Getnartvagtetticamtafduss created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getnartvagtetticamtafduss, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Getnartvagtetticamtafduss, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Getnartvagtetticamtafduss' most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Getnartvagtetticamtafduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.