Sisdotvagfebkop is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unfair snail.

Sisdotvagfebkop created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisdotvagfebkop, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sisdotvagfebkop, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sisdotvagfebkop's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Sisdotvagfebkop's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Feed all hungry horses.

4. Never wear green skirts.

5. Never look in ponds.