Sommadbem is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, moody
penguin.
Sommadbem created water five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sommadbem, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Sommadbem, he will turn you into an amoeba.
Sommadbem's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Sommadbem's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.
2. Always obey Sommadbem's priests.
3. Never paint your arms orange.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Run away if four sheep approach from the south.