Gilnakgam is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, fast goat.

Gilnakgam created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gilnakgam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gilnakgam, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Gilnakgam's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gilnakgam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan great tits for they are unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never feed lots of onions to voles while wearing white boots.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.