Nibfodfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, omniscient swan.

Nibfodfarn created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibfodfarn, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nibfodfarn, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nibfodfarn's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nibfodfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nibfodfarn first in all things.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never play with disobedient children.