Tailbudpibdan is a god.

He takes the form of a small, fussy coyote.

Tailbudpibdan created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailbudpibdan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tailbudpibdan, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tailbudpibdan's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Tailbudpibdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Worship no other gods but Tailbudpibdan.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Run away if nine bats approach from the east.