Cabladsin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive chinchilla.

Cabladsin created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabladsin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cabladsin, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Cabladsin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cabladsin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near swans while wearing green shoes and balancing nine silver spheres on your face.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cabladsin.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.