Pigmidbum Fencenjanquill is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful dragon.

Pigmidbum Fencenjanquill created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigmidbum Fencenjanquill, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pigmidbum Fencenjanquill, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pigmidbum Fencenjanquill's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Pigmidbum Fencenjanquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pigmidbum Fencenjanquill.

4. You must love Pigmidbum Fencenjanquill.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.