Ciddubgen is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, omniscient otter.

Ciddubgen created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciddubgen, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ciddubgen, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ciddubgen's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Ciddubgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Ciddubgen's priests.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Hide from cyan aardvarks for they are unholy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.