Yokwotbass is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered bear.

Yokwotbass created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokwotbass, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yokwotbass, she will strike you with lightening.

Yokwotbass' most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Yokwotbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick swans.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never look in ponds.