Gutflywab is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive
meerkat.
Gutflywab created life six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gutflywab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Gutflywab, it will be very sad.
Gutflywab's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Gutflywab's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Always obey Gutflywab's priests.
3. Never think about special relativity.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.
5. Do not dye your hair yellow.