Mifwanbif is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, dishonourable hyena.

Mifwanbif created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifwanbif, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mifwanbif, he will boil you in a big pot.

Mifwanbif's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Mifwanbif's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five iron sculptures of Mifwanbif on top of important buildings.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Always obey Mifwanbif's priests.