Mifwanbif is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, dishonourable
hyena.
Mifwanbif created a top quark seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mifwanbif, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Mifwanbif, he will boil you in a big pot.
Mifwanbif's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Mifwanbif's Holy Commandments1. Erect five iron sculptures of Mifwanbif on top of important buildings.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Ducks are not to be trusted.
5. Always obey Mifwanbif's priests.