Jamqueegxucknib is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, passionate
zebra.
Jamqueegxucknib created a bottom quark two years ago.
If you believe in
Jamqueegxucknib, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Jamqueegxucknib, it will refuse to believe in you.
Jamqueegxucknib's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Jamqueegxucknib's Holy Commandments1. Learn eight new languages a year.
2. Always wear turquoise.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never think about chromosomes.