Biglargkadwegnigfod is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, cheerful dragon.

Biglargkadwegnigfod created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Biglargkadwegnigfod, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Biglargkadwegnigfod, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Biglargkadwegnigfod's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Biglargkadwegnigfod's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Biglargkadwegnigfod in the centre of the settlement.

3. Run away if seven great tits approach from the west.

4. You must love Biglargkadwegnigfod.

5. Never eat green fruit.