Jabkin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, tiresome jellyfish.

Jabkin created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabkin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jabkin, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Jabkin's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Jabkin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Jabkin on top of all buildings.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always treat snails with great respect.