Dodjiphot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, deceitful toad.

Dodjiphot created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodjiphot, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dodjiphot, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dodjiphot's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dodjiphot's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dodjiphot three times a day.

2. You must love Dodjiphot.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

5. Do not stand on grass.