Sansaggighak is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, duplicitous wyrm.

Sansaggighak created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sansaggighak, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sansaggighak, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sansaggighak's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sansaggighak's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sansaggighak.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Sansaggighak loves shrews, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about nebulae.