Rilhin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awesome owl.

Rilhin created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilhin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rilhin, it will boil you in a big pot.

Rilhin's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Rilhin's Holy Commandments

1. Rilhin loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Always wear white.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Rilhin.

5. Never feed lots of carrots to tortoises while wearing cyan trousers.