Nut Panhuglag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring penguin.

Nut Panhuglag created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Nut Panhuglag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nut Panhuglag, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Nut Panhuglag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Nut Panhuglag's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Always help seals in need.