Dusshigfud is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking toad.

Dusshigfud created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusshigfud, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dusshigfud, it will turn you into a worm.

Dusshigfud's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dusshigfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.