Natspaglat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, staggering horse.

Natspaglat created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natspaglat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Natspaglat, it will turn you into a plant.

Natspaglat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Natspaglat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Natspaglat's priests.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.
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