Listbafhas is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awe-inspiring dragonfly.

Listbafhas created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listbafhas, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Listbafhas, she will not care.

Listbafhas' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Listbafhas' Holy Commandments

1. Listbafhas loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about stars.