Himgunvid Hakjenrak is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil monkey.

Himgunvid Hakjenrak created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himgunvid Hakjenrak, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Himgunvid Hakjenrak, it will throw large rocks at you.

Himgunvid Hakjenrak's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Himgunvid Hakjenrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black skirts.

2. Himgunvid Hakjenrak loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.