Vedarfsawdodquamjaploop is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, weak wolf.

Vedarfsawdodquamjaploop created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedarfsawdodquamjaploop, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vedarfsawdodquamjaploop, she will send minions to preach to you.

Vedarfsawdodquamjaploop's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Vedarfsawdodquamjaploop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about doves.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near monkeys while wearing fawn hats and balancing nine platinum spheres on your neck.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Erect six lead sculptures of Vedarfsawdodquamjaploop on top of important buildings.