Tarfabhas is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, prudent
camel.
Tarfabhas created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tarfabhas, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Tarfabhas, he will send you a strongly worded letter.
Tarfabhas' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Tarfabhas' Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Do not hurt ants.
3. Do not dye your hair mauve.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Put Tarfabhas first in all things.