Jigfutgess is a god.
She takes the form of a large, dishonest
otter.
Jigfutgess created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jigfutgess, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Jigfutgess, she will strike you with lightening.
Jigfutgess' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Jigfutgess' Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never think about comets.
4. Never eat carrots.
5. Always take life seriously.