Gepshavyart is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, flying alligator.

Gepshavyart created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepshavyart, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gepshavyart, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gepshavyart's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Gepshavyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick capybaras.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. You must pray to Gepshavyart five times a day.

4. Hide if seven frogs approach from the north.

5. Never jump in holy places.
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