Funsignigster is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional wyvern.

Funsignigster created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funsignigster, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Funsignigster, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Funsignigster's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Funsignigster's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of limes to tapirs while wearing green ear rings.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.