Watster is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage eagle.

Watster created light two years ago.

If you believe in Watster, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Watster, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Watster's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Watster's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four goats approach from the south.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Hide if seven aardvarks approach from the east.

5. Never look in ponds.