Komwikqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, passionate rhinoceros.

Komwikqueeg created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komwikqueeg, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Komwikqueeg, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Komwikqueeg's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Komwikqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always obey Komwikqueeg's priests.

3. Never feed coconuts to birds while wearing gray dresses.

4. Worship no other gods but Komwikqueeg.

5. Never talk about fire.