Sugbondavhabgesslamkinren is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful dragonfly.

Sugbondavhabgesslamkinren created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugbondavhabgesslamkinren, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sugbondavhabgesslamkinren, he will send you a sign.

Sugbondavhabgesslamkinren's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sugbondavhabgesslamkinren's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near birds while wearing gray rings and balancing six aluminium spheres on your head.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never mention moths.