Sugbondavhabgesslamkinren
is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful
dragonfly
.
Sugbondavhabgesslamkinren
created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sugbondavhabgesslamkinren
, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Sugbondavhabgesslamkinren
, he will send you a sign.
Sugbondavhabgesslamkinren's
most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Sugbondavhabgesslamkinren's Holy Commandments
1. You must never eat peanuts.
2. Never think about electromagnetism near birds while wearing gray rings and balancing six aluminium spheres on your head.
3. Never run in holy places.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never mention moths.
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