Cussgovpom is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring dragonfly.

Cussgovpom created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussgovpom, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cussgovpom, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cussgovpom's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cussgovpom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never mention bats.