Dun Gatfossweg is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy snail.

Dun Gatfossweg created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dun Gatfossweg, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dun Gatfossweg, he will be very unhappy.

Dun Gatfossweg's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Dun Gatfossweg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dun Gatfossweg seven times a day.

2. Run away if nine geese approach from the west.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always obey Dun Gatfossweg's priests.