Vadyarcip is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, prudent fairy.

Vadyarcip created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadyarcip, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vadyarcip, it will throw large rocks at you.

Vadyarcip's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Vadyarcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

5. Never write about black holes.