Zedhapnart is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish troll.
Zedhapnart created Africa three million years ago.
If you believe in Zedhapnart, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in Zedhapnart, she will destroy your home solar system.
Zedhapnart's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Zedhapnart's Holy Commandments
1. You must pray to Zedhapnart five times a day.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. You must never eat peas.
4. Do not wear silver on your body.
5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.