Megxincen is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, loving wolf.

Megxincen created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Megxincen, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Megxincen, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Megxincen's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Megxincen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill seals.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Never wear corsets.