Gidwaprat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ill-tempered wren.

Gidwaprat created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gidwaprat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gidwaprat, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gidwaprat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gidwaprat's Holy Commandments

1. Gidwaprat loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not take Gidwaprat's name in vain.

3. Gidwaprat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. You must pray to Gidwaprat three times a day.