Tadwitlig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, kind camel.

Tadwitlig created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadwitlig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tadwitlig, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tadwitlig's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tadwitlig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red badgers, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about spacetime near doves while wearing violet dresses.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about planets.